Funny Fridays: The Real Meaning of Performance Reviews

What do all those generic performance review phrases really mean? Probably one of life’s more important questions to answer. Courtesy of Blog Tactic, HR language translated into plain old Queen’s English:

HR: Active Socially translate English: Drinks A lot

HR: Independent Worker translate English: Nobody knows what he/she does

HR: Has Leadership Qualities translate English: Is tall or has louder voice

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